My Theory About Marshmallows
One day long, long ago in a far away land...Marshmallows were discovered. It was a great discovery, many people were enthralled by the white squishy spongy treat.
Then they tasted it.
"This is THE most disgusting thing that has ever entered my mouth!" said one.
"This tastes like garbage all glued together" said another.
"I have no money for food and have no eaten anything in two weeks and I would rather starve to death than eat another marshmallow" said little Timmy.
After everyone realized how much marshmallows such they decided to do a test to see if there was any nutritional value in marshmallows.
"There is no nutritional value, or purpose for marshmallows in any way shape or form."
So, everyone came to the conclusion that not only do marshmallows suck but they serve no purpose so they all decided to burn all the marshmallows.
"BURN BURN BURN" everyone chanted
Then all of the sudden, instead of smelling like glue and sugar it smelled like yummy campfire memories that make your stomach growl.
One single marshmallow rolled from the blaze and burned out.
"I will taste it!" said little Timmy
Everyone thought he waste crazy but the smile on his face after he consumed the yummy goodness changed everyone's mind.
"That was good, feed me more now"
And that is my theory of marshmallows.....bad at first, but then you burn the hell out of them and they are somewhat edible, at least to a starving child.
Then they tasted it.
"This is THE most disgusting thing that has ever entered my mouth!" said one.
"This tastes like garbage all glued together" said another.
"I have no money for food and have no eaten anything in two weeks and I would rather starve to death than eat another marshmallow" said little Timmy.
After everyone realized how much marshmallows such they decided to do a test to see if there was any nutritional value in marshmallows.
"There is no nutritional value, or purpose for marshmallows in any way shape or form."
So, everyone came to the conclusion that not only do marshmallows suck but they serve no purpose so they all decided to burn all the marshmallows.
"BURN BURN BURN" everyone chanted
Then all of the sudden, instead of smelling like glue and sugar it smelled like yummy campfire memories that make your stomach growl.
One single marshmallow rolled from the blaze and burned out.
"I will taste it!" said little Timmy
Everyone thought he waste crazy but the smile on his face after he consumed the yummy goodness changed everyone's mind.
"That was good, feed me more now"
And that is my theory of marshmallows.....bad at first, but then you burn the hell out of them and they are somewhat edible, at least to a starving child.
posted by Fred Jones at 12:22 PM
3 Comments:
What about the ones that are different colors and shaped like stars and stuff?
Or would that just make them 'colored garbaged glued together'? ;]
And then the second great epoch arrived: The Fluff Period. And the children were happy at lunch time. And then the next great epoch: The Diabetes Age. Or so it is written.
I love white chocolate covered marshmallows...mmm!
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