Never roll the dice when you're playing cards
What are the chances? I have won consistently by a very large margin at schnerts for the past five months or so. Beating Jamie over and over and over again made me pretty confident that I could beat him one more time.
Wednesday night: Card night
Game: Schnerts!
Steaks: First person to hit 150 gets to name our first love child
I was so over confident I even gave Jamie 30 points. "sure take 30 points, I don't care this is in the bag.
I am so stupid.
Half way through the game we change the bet from 30 points to straight-up.
Last hand the score was 149 to 148.
Jamie kicks my ass.
After many tears and lots and lots and lots of denial I would like to inform you that my unborn futuristic love child will be named Seven. I guess we are not exactly sure of the spelling; "7" "S37en" "Sevin" Who the fuck knows. That is the stupidest fucked up name I have ever heard. Right up there with Apple and Moon Unit. My unborn kid hates me already.
Wednesday night: Card night
Game: Schnerts!
Steaks: First person to hit 150 gets to name our first love child
I was so over confident I even gave Jamie 30 points. "sure take 30 points, I don't care this is in the bag.
I am so stupid.
Half way through the game we change the bet from 30 points to straight-up.
Last hand the score was 149 to 148.
Jamie kicks my ass.
After many tears and lots and lots and lots of denial I would like to inform you that my unborn futuristic love child will be named Seven. I guess we are not exactly sure of the spelling; "7" "S37en" "Sevin" Who the fuck knows. That is the stupidest fucked up name I have ever heard. Right up there with Apple and Moon Unit. My unborn kid hates me already.
posted by Fred Jones at 9:25 AM
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I lost my first-born in a poker game once. I won him / her back though, so it's all good.
Are we going to go buy a fish this week so you can name it 7?
Yes, I suggested we get a fish and Jamie replied "Why? So we can watch it die?"
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