Soup

Why is soup so expensive? Seriously think about it. We are a part of a scam that has been going on for way too long. We need to stop the insanity. Is there a place that I am unaware of where soup costs less than $3.00? Just a simple can of soup. I know that those "just add your own water" soups are less expenive but come on, water? They can't spare some water??? What a rip off. Soup used to be the bottom of the food chain. It was used to feed the homeless and needy because it was afordable and tastes really good hot. You can make it with leftover anything.....if it's runny you call it soup, if it's really thick you call it stew, and if it's inbetween you call it stoup. If I ate some chicken for dinner all I would have to do it take the leftovers, add some water, maybe a boulon cube....throw in some more leftover crap and there, presto! Soup. Remember that episode of Saved by the Bell when Zach and his crew started bottling and selling spaghetti sauce? I need to go back to high school, get a conveyor belt, steal some beakers from the science lab and make some lables in the computer lab.....put it all together and I have soup. I will take my soup and charge $4.99 for it and call it "Select" What I wont tell people is that "select" really means that I have selected about nine or ten random foods and condiments from my fridgerator and the fridge at work, maybe a few things from the teachers lounge or a garbadge can and dumped it all into one bucket added 95% water and made some delicious soup. I will call it something where you can't ask what the ingredients are like; "Minestrone" or "Italian Wedding." This 25 gallon container of yummy yummy good in your tummy soup that I will seperate into roughly 150, 16oz. cans of soup will be shipped all over the world. If you live in Hawaii, Canada, or Alaska the least amount I will charge you is $8.99 a can. If you live in Australia I will charge you $25.00 a can. This is because you live really far away from my importing/exporting soup factory and also because your Australian dollar is wimpy.

Soup is too expensive. I spend about $20 a week on soup. SOUP! IT'S SOUP!!!! That is $80 a month spent on soup. I am going to make my own soup from now on. Thank you.

Please send all of your leftovers to me so I can make soup.