What square would you be?

I am funnier than Adam Corolla. I mean, Adam...he is a succesfull guy. I think he's probrably had something like ten tv shows in the past decade. Various projects that all kind of revolve around his mediocre comedy that when you come down to it is just him going on complaining about random topics. He will select something and then go off on it. Like tonight one of the subjects was trail mix and how we the public have been fooled into thinking that it is somewhat of a healthy snack that we need for energy....he then went on to explain that it is just a mix of crap and it does nothing but confuse our tastebuds. This led to another stint about how basically all snack mixes suck and they are all just bags of crap thrown together for us stupid people to feast upon. Wait, did I mention that this was during his show in which he supposidly remodeling this craptastic house so he can make a million off of it trying to sell it and in the meantime make more money off the Lifetime network by showing shitty footage of him going off about snack mix and a handfull of lazy people who either don't want to be a part of this show or actually don't know how to build shit. Conversations go on for minutes like "What do you want me to work on?" "I don't know, just keep working." "But, give me something to do, what do you want me to do?" "I want you to get to work and keep working." "What work?" "The work that you have been working on".....URG! AND the secret premise of this entire show is to show the viewers at home (if there are any) that Adam Corolla is way to busy to help build the house but he can afford to remodle it. There are at least three scenes in every show where Adam talks about how he is late for this other talk show that he is filming or this special guest he is appearing as or his haircut appointment or something. I have seen him drive away in one of those Honday 3X000 like ten times waving "Bye Bye, don't eat too much trail mix"
First of all his jokes remind me of things I used to think of back in high school while simotaneously playing the bongos, pulling bongs, and driking Red Dog....."Why is Eddie Vedder so depresed?"..."Is the dark side of the moon really dark or is it dark because we can't see it?".....followed by "What are they saying in that song Blinded by the light?"
Sidenote: I am currently trying to find the name of the guy that Adam Corolla reminds me of. He only reminds me of him in a certain equation. This guy (who I can't remember his name at the moment) + a dime bag of weed = Adam Corolla. The thing is that this is a well known celebrity but I can't remember his name. The only thing I can remember is that he appeared as a guest on Hollywood Squares many a times. So....I go to IMDB.com to look for his name in the cast of Hollywood Squares. Let me tell you, this is some crazy mothafuckin InternetMovieDataBase.....they have every guest on the new version of Hollywood Squares..aka H2..... day by day, week by week and year by year. Most importatly they inform you who was the "center square" because I know that all of you really want to know who was center square on Septerber 30th 2003. It was Martin Mull. Is this show even still on the air? I remember hearing my sister say "I like Hollywood Squares" and I took a vow that second to never watch that show ever...of course Stacie, you would love that show, you are a s-q-u-a-r-e....but of course not "center square"