Trust me, you don't want me cooking you dinner.

Shopping is so hard. Every time I go to the grocery I leave with a large quantity of unrealated material....popcorn and gravy, ice cream and jelly, lettuce and cereal, pie crust and mayonaise. And it's not my fault. Grocery store companies have the entire store all f-d up! They need to organize not by category, but by meals. The Milk needs to be next to everything that requires milk; i.e. cereal and cookies. The bread needs to be by all the meats and cheeses and p.b&j. There should also be apples in there because apples tast good with peanut butter. The Meats should be accompanied by side dishes...throw a fricking potato in there...would that kill you stock boy? And you're thinking, well who is to decide what tastes good with what and who likes what with what. Well....I feel like since I am handing over my hard earned cash for some foods you should be able to fill in the blank of what I am going to eat. If I pick up a steak, tell me what to eat with it. If I go to the register with a handful of cashews, some nylon, and a baugette ask me what my problem is. I have the same trouble when I go clothing shopping. Everything is casual and everything is seperated by category, jeans, tops, takn tops, etc. Why is it so hard to put a shirt with the pants and tell me what goes with what? I don't have "style" I don't know what to do. Yesturday I was at the mall for 6 hours trying to get an ourfit for a wedding and left with two skirts that look almost identical and a sweatshirt from another store. Where is my outfit? Someone tell me where my outfit is. ...or at least someone give me a shirt to wear otherwise I may or may not steal the brides thunder at her happy day of ceremonies. What a headache.